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Humor and parody: Capital raising for projects. For investors and donors.






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Pretense and Truth...
The preceding pages supply the answer for the 2 following questions. (Until now only in German language. Please use the translation button on top of all pages "DE", to see a translation by software.)

(1) If Venture Capital Companies would be as good as they claim,
why do they need to search permanently for new investors? They all should be multi-billiardaires since a long time.

(2) If public subsidizing of innovation would be as good as it claims,
why does the money nearly never arrive for those creating in an efficient manner Internet und software innovation? (In the European Union and for example in Germany and in France?)
Why close to 100 % of high value projects are never realized, due to lack of money?









Truth? Changes every 7 days. Come back!
Money can't buy happiness, but it will certainly get you a better class of memories. - (Ronald Reagan )

Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds it. - (Roger Starr )

Money swore an oath that nobody who did not love it should ever have it. - (Irish proverb )

Money isn't everything - but it's a long way ahead of what comes next. - (Edmund Stockdale )

He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent. - (Bible )

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Your ideas are welcome. We are proud to have the in-house skills to implement them. But sorry to tell the truth, even more welcome is your money as future co-investor of fin7.com .



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They make money the old-fashioned way. They inherit it. - (Brian Morgan )

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - (Bill Vaughan )

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. - (Joey Adams )

To make money, buy some good stock, hold it until it goes up, and then sell it. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it. - (Will Rogers )

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. - (Voltaire )

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Money makes the man. - (Aristodemus )

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There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster. - (Jacob Braude )

Ah, take the Cash, and let the Credit go, Nor heed the rumble of a distant Drum! - (Omar Khayyam )



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