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Humor and parody: Capital raising for projects. For investors and donors.






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» Humor: Capital raising / projects.     EN   DE   FR
» Humor: Venture Capital tycoons.     EN   DE   FR
» Humor: VC media manipulation     EN   DE   FR
» True Venture Capital sources     EN   DE   FR
» Crowd financing, crowd funding     EN   DE   FR

Pretense and Truth...
The preceding pages supply the answer for the 2 following questions. (Until now only in German language. Please use the translation button on top of all pages "DE", to see a translation by software.)

(1) If Venture Capital Companies would be as good as they claim,
why do they need to search permanently for new investors? They all should be multi-billiardaires since a long time.

(2) If public subsidizing of innovation would be as good as it claims,
why does the money nearly never arrive for those creating in an efficient manner Internet und software innovation? (In the European Union and for example in Germany and in France?)
Why close to 100 % of high value projects are never realized, due to lack of money?









Truth? Changes every 7 days. Come back!
"Keep the gold and keep the silver. Give us wisdom." (Arabic proverb)

To make money, buy some good stock, hold it until it goes up, and then sell it. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it. - (Will Rogers )

When I was young, I thought money was the most important thing in life. Now that I'm old - I know it is. - (Oscar Wilde )

Definition of the upper crust: A bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - (Anonymous )

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die. - (Max Asnas )

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Ask for money for your projects:
Click here:   fin7.com "Flash speed": You can immediately and instantly register your project needing to be financed. 20 minutes are sufficient. Boring preparation is not required. Just get started, type your description, and the job is done.
New. Every day software improvements are implemented on fin7.com . Improvements and additional features wanted? Suggestions to: ok @ fin7.com
Your ideas are welcome. We are proud to have the in-house skills to implement them. But sorry to tell the truth, even more welcome is your money as future co-investor of fin7.com .



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Truth? Changes every 7 days. Come back!
Money isn't everything - but it's a long way ahead of what comes next. - (Edmund Stockdale )

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul. - (Henry David Thoreau )

The darkest hour of any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it. - (Horace Greeley )

Money dignifies what is frivolous if unpaid for. - (Virginia Woolf )

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - (W. C. Fields )

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These projects are listed here for individual as well as for institutional investors.
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Menus:


» _MENU_: Capital & fund raising     EN   DE   FR
» Buy the future: 100 ++ projects     EN   DE   FR
» FIN7 financing innovation     EN   DE   FR

Projects waiting for Money.


For quite all the links of this long list
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Truth, science, statistics:

» Economic forecasting. (Proj.)     EN   DE
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Knowledge, educatiion, deep thinking:

» Project: Sphinx Classification     EN   DE
» PILLDOUNG - gain deep knowledge     EN   DE
» Archetypes: Encyclopedia Project     EN   DE
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» PLURANTO: everbody can program.     EN   DE

Languages:

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» Pluranto future world language     EN   DE
» Project: language translation software     EN

Publishing, automatic authors, etc.:

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» NATROST: Project / health.     EN   DE
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Your Projects: Financial Resources.


» Lease Your Start-up!     EN   DE   FR
» FIN7 financing innovation     EN   DE   FR
» Buy the future: 100 ++ projects     EN   DE   FR

» Humor: Capital raising / projects.     EN   DE   FR
» Humor: Venture Capital tycoons.     EN   DE   FR
» Humor: VC media manipulation     EN   DE   FR
» True Venture Capital sources     EN   DE   FR
» Crowd financing, crowd funding     EN   DE   FR


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These projects are listed here for individual as well as for institutional investors.
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» _MENU_: Capital & fund raising     EN   DE   FR



Mininum 15 000 USD (~10 000 EUR)

"CYPONET"? - Is prof7.com aha7.com + 11 other Internet activities.
A coherent complex proprietary software environment is the capital - the 'body'. It semi- automatically produces flexible colorful Web sites on demand, including market places, auctions, directories and more.
Information requests: ok @ mrmio.com
Please specify the intended amount (10 000 USD or a multiple of it). (In English or FR, DE, ES, RU, or PT.), - Add in the subject line the priority code: _Z-CYPONET
Instant confirmation. - After credible requests for a total of 300 000++ USD, details will be mailed (12% interest rate guaranty).
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image: car ban ~10 000 financial market terms:
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... Your way out encyclopedia ... compare solutions... rethink your plans.. Next, select your solution of the least evil. - Everything for free: Do it yourself search help.

Solutions:
(Toolbox for online search:)

» Solutions / business owners     EN   DE   FR
» Solutions for personal debt:     EN   DE   FR


how to get rid of usury...? 12-month strategies against white-collar gangsters?
(Toolbox for online search:)


» (Europe / valid for EU citizens:) Alsace - 12 months for debt cancellation?     EN   DE   FR

» (Europe / valid for EU citizens:) UK - 12 months for debt cancellation?     EN   DE   FR
1

(...when this way perhaps soon free of debt, then pay to correct lenders as far as you can...)
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Truth? Changes every 7 days. Come back!
We forget that money gives its value - that someone exchanged work for it. - (Neal O'Hara )

I'm so happy to be rich, I'm willing to take all the consequences. - (Howard Ahmanson )

Money is like muck - not good unless it be spread. - (Francis Bacon )

A good mind possesses a kingdom: a great fortune is a great slavery. - (Seneca )

The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor. - (William Feather )



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